If a person appears in your dreams, it means that person wants to see you.– -New York Times (via siiirens) Tom Hanks and Freddie Mercury want to see me, like everyday.
Rush Limbaugh was disqualified from the Vietnam...
I've got a blind date tonight.
wish me luck. I hope I don’t scare the shit out of her. When I get nervous I talk with an awkwardness that almost sounds confident, and I make dumb shit up to be funny. I’ll let the beer talk for me.
I’ll never forget the first time I zipped my clit up in my jeans.– Stephen Hawkwing
sailorscent asked: I'm dead ass serious by the way. Also gimme them digits.