March 2011
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today I found a poland springs bottle full of...
fresh urine. steaming up the bottle, condensation all up in that bitch. didn’t notice til I picked it up and brought it behind the fitting room. piss. warm as fuck. I want to slap that mother fucker that left it. 
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Dear loved ones of boston
Yes you! i’ll be in beantown til next tuesday! Please hit me up at (802)451-8072 i want to see your loveliness in full bloom. 
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forced-entry-deactivated2012100 asked: i long for your feminine touch, my darling prince.


OH, PS.
I hung out with this girl you know, apparently, and bought her a long island iced tea. And she was cool. And she knew you.
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