Cameron. 22. Philly.
gore, guts, tits, butts, beer, booze, doo-wop, blues, shits and giggles, phat bitch jiggles.

 

I’ve got a blind date tonight.

wish me luck. I hope I don’t scare the shit out of her.
When I get nervous I talk with an awkwardness that almost sounds confident, and I make dumb shit up to be funny. 

I’ll let the beer talk for me. 

Pete Wentz taking food from a homeless man and then laughing about it

you evil fuck.

(Source: thesulfurandthesea)

sealmyfate:

newthinking:

foreverisatu:


military, shot, married, beaten, no one cares, bipolar, knocked up, depression, girl gone wild, no one fucking likes you, lesbian, gay, whore, nerd, dead, who the fuck are those two. 

sealmyfate:

newthinking:

foreverisatu:

military, shot, married, beaten, no one cares, bipolar, knocked up, depression, girl gone wild, no one fucking likes you, lesbian, gay, whore, nerd, dead, who the fuck are those two. 

(Source: ohyeahnicoleyeah)

reneerorer:

I don’t know why but I can’t stop laughing at this. I’m in tears.

reneerorer:

I don’t know why but I can’t stop laughing at this. I’m in tears.

(Source: jdemen82)

I got funky, and then an indian dude showed up and got funkier.

I got funky, and then an indian dude showed up and got funkier.